Crafted Pain for Pleasure.

CUSTOM PADDLES

  • Suck Me Dry - Studded Paddle

    Suck Me Dry - Studded Paddle

    DKK 750

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  • Ansuz - Runic Paddle

    Ansuz - Runic Paddle

    DKK 600

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  • Basic Bitch - Paddle

    Basic Bitch - Paddle

    DKK 600

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Sustainable paddles crafted locally.

Paddles in the making

My goal is to  bring a new and sustainable aesthetic into the vast and intriguing world of kink, combining functionality with a touch of humour, irony and pretty colours.

The toys are 3D printed in my home in the southernmost part of Denmark, Lolland, and hand finished by me. 

I have chosen to use a biodegradable ISCC-certified plastic filament made from corn and blended with organic materials. The company supplying the filament plants a tree from every product sold locally to the point of purchase, making it a carbon negative product.

After printing, the toys get a proper, smoothing treatment followed by a water-based lacquer finish. This makes for a highly durable toy that can be used, cleaned and used some more. Clean with a slightly damp cloth.

As this is not a mass production, every product will have its own distinguishing features, quirky imperfections and individual coloration, making your item unique.

Your paddle is and will feel professionally cared for. I take pride in every piece, and give it the ultimate scrutiny: Would I want to keep it for myself? 

And I promise you - I would!

Storm wearing a black shirt, brown leather apron, and black pants sitting on a stool holding a rainbow-colored spanking paddle with a sanding block in her right hand, in a workshop.
Acid green spanking paddle with a handle labeled "Rave Harder" resting on a pile of cut wood. The background shows a wooded outdoor area with blurred trees and sunlight.
A woman with short hair, sunglasses, a black turtleneck, and cargo jeans standing on a dirt road in a wooded area during daytime, posing with one arm behind her head looking to the side. Hanging from her pants is a Rainbow Coloured Spanking paddle.
A granite coloured, heart shaped paddle with the engraving "True love hurts" rests on logs in a forest during daytime.
A man with a beard and septum piercing holds a colorful, rainbow paddle with the words 'Queer Slut' printed on it in an outdoor, wooded area.
A decorative wooden coloured paddle hanging on a nail in a rustic wall.
Person sitting on a log in a forested area holding a pastel-colored paddle that reads 'Queer Slut'.
Colorful wooden paddles with handwritten messages on a table, with a person in the background sanding one of the paddles.
A granite coloured, heart shaped paddle rests on logs in a forest during daytime.
Person holding a rainbow-colored paddle, wearing a black shirt, a brown leather apron, and a gold watch, inside a workshop or studio.
A person standing outdoors in a forest holding a rainbow-colored paddle engraved with "Queer Slut" and looking to the side, wearing a black turtleneck and blue cargo pants with a hand on her hip.
A woman with short brown hair, wearing sunglasses, a black top, and blue jeans, is holding a rainbow-colored paddle and sticking out her tongue, in a forest setting.

Make it yours.

I don’t do returns on custom pieces.

Do you need a toy for a special event? Want to give it as a gift for your spanker or spankee? Or maybe you need to fulfill your long standing dream about the perfect paddle?

Customization is available on all of my designs. Simply select the add on, write your text and maybe change the colour. The choice is yours. But beware: The longer your declaration of love or haiku-poem is, the smaller and more difficult it will be to read the text.

Please note, that for the paddle to leave marks from the writing, it has to be backwards and extruded. Which I can of course make for you! If that tickles your fancy, write me an email and we’ll make something cool together.

Do you have a cool idea for me or want to request a specific design? Send me an email and maybe we can figure something out.